Tales from the Enchanted Wood

Author: cobaltman

Date: December 13, 2004

by cobaltman
12-13-04
I beseech thee, elder. Withdraw from ye King's wood 'afore I run thee through.
Bah! Thou art in the presence of ye Wizard of Shady Glen. Thine liege matters naught to the likes of me. Hereabout, my wizardry reigns supreme!
I have given thee fair warning, Sage. I am custodian of this merry glade and am prepared to defend it withal.
Do your worst, knave...whilst mine sorcery trounces thee into goose grease.
3 seconds later
That wasn't very hard.