Tales from the Loch Ness

Author: cobaltman

Date: December 13, 2004

Tales from the Loch Ness by cobaltman 12-13-04
mmmphhhhrrrrr... Aye, Nessie. Twas a fine summer for the tourists. Ye be as popular as ever, and me hotel was packed to that rafters.	mmmmmrrrrllll... Whats that, luv? Ye be tired of hiding from the bonny tourists? ...	...WELL GET THE FUCK O'ER IT, YA WANKER! I GOT EIGHT BLOODY MOUTHS TO FUCKIN' FEED!