The Dwarf Caddy

Author: cobaltman

Date: December 14, 2004

by cobaltman
12-14-04
...Oh, dear me...gracious...where can it be? ....where in the world can it be...You've done it again, Albert...They're gonna demote you for sure this time.
Um...Albert. What the hell have you been doing all this time?
Oh...sorry Mr. Williams. I've been looking for it for quite some time now. Just can't seem to find that little rascal.
Um...Albert, when I told you to go retrieve the ball that I hit into the bunker, this isn't exactly what I meant.