From the 2001 Director's Cut

Author: cobaltman

Date: February 7, 2005

by cobaltman
2-07-05
Hiya, HAL. Time to drop the ol' kids off at the pool...ya know what I'm sayin'?
*sigh*...yes, Dave. I do hope that you have a pleasant bowel movement.
Say, HAL, did I ever tell ya about the toilets in Italy? Hardly any water in 'em. I mean, yer shittin' on dry porcelein over there.
tsk tsk...Yes, Dave, I do recall you telling me that. It is an interesting anecdote, though. Thank you.
Whoah...now I really feel weightless! Yok yok. Well, this ship ain't drivin' itself. I'll See ya after dinner, HAL. Taco night tonight.
And I'll see you in the airlock, you ratfucking bastard.