Cosmonauts are assholes

Author: cobaltman

Date: February 9, 2005

by cobaltman
2-09-05
ahem...Good evening comrades. Is cosmonaut Laika, here to tickle funnybones. So...what is difference between Space Shuttle and firecracker?
...Sometimes firecracker not blow up...hey, this audience or oil painting? So, who is from out of the town?
You...Like the American McAuliffe, you have wery beautiful blue eyes, sir. One blew this way and one blew other way...heh, heh...I kid.