Tarzan's sophomore year

Author: cobaltman

Date: March 1, 2005

by cobaltman
3-01-05
So I'm all "unga bunga" and she was all "whatever" and I was all "ooga booga" and she was all "get a life" which totally made me...
hey, you want one of these fruit pies?
um...no thanks. So anyways, I was all "unga bunga bunga", which totally blew her away. She was like "oh..my..god." And then...
um...I'm gonna go get a beer. You want one?
No thanks...so anyway, I was totally like "ooga bunga." Totally in her face, you know what I'm sayin? And then she was all...
that looks like a good tree to hang myself from over there