True Evil

Author: cobaltman

Date: March 26, 2006

by cobaltman
3-26-06
How do you do, friend? If you don't mind, I'd like to take a few minutes of your time...
Blah...Don't vorry. Ve shall have an eternity ven ve are done...
Well that's just wonderful. You see, I'm here to share with you a terrific opportunity to...
Und I, too, vill share vith you the opportunity to live forever.
You mean I can sell Amway till the ends of time?
Uhhh..vat I meant to say is zat I have..um..to go meet..uh..my vife....so long