My city has a nickname

Author: cobaltman

Date: April 27, 2006

by cobaltman
4-27-06
Greetings, Earth Man. I am Glypto of the planet Xygor. I have come one million light years to teach your people the secrets of immortality and eternal happiness.
Ma che cazzo dici? Non ho capito una parola. Dove pensi d'essere?
Um...I was sent on a mission of peace. Uh...Do you know where I can...um...
Minchia! Quante volte devo dirlo? Siamo a Trento e parliamo solo la lingua del paese!
I must have the wrong planet.
Dove vai, Cancaro?