Michael Patrick McPhail,

Author: cocksucker

Date: October 23, 2006

by cocksucker
10-23-06
Michael Patrick McPhail, you are the first person charged under Washington State's new law making bestiality a felony. You had sex with your pit bull terrier?
That's right, your honor.
Was the dog a male or a female?
A male. Why do you ask, your honor?
No reason, just curious.
Hey, I'm not gay, if that's what you're insinuating...