Masturbation is like eating a sandwitch but not as tasty.

Author: cocksucker

Date: January 31, 2007

by cocksucker
1-31-07
So you're here to kill me?
Yes, well thats the plan.
Have you ever thought of retiring?
Well look, I'll kill you NOW, then I'll leave you lying there whilst I go to my uncle Steve's gay weddin'.
Can I come?