Hammer guy : What's down below?

Author: cocksucker

Date: February 19, 2007

by cocksucker
2-19-07
I'm going to kill you.
And how are you going to do that?
Well first I'm going to pull off your afro and shove it up your arse. Then I'm going to tie your beard to a fat mans leg whilst he's eating a chicken flavoured pie.
How the hell is that going to kill me?