Jesus wants to hire a Hitman

Author: cocksucker

Date: May 19, 2007

by cocksucker
5-19-07
Hi I'm Jesus. You might not remember me but I died for your sins.
What's that? You don't care. Would you like to avenge my death? You would, great.
Go to the Jews cathedral and plant a bomb under seat 2977, then come and see me for more information.