Kirk Vs. The Famous People: Round 1

Author: codeh

Date: June 19, 2004

by codeh
6-19-04
Britney Spears
Hey, Ms. Spears! How did you like screwing Fred Durst?
It was ok, He was kinda small... I mean, We're just friends! He's lying! I'm a perfect little angle virgin girl!
I thought you lost your virginity to Justin Timberlake
No I didn't, I lost that at 9...I mean, Yeah I did!
...You're actually a whore aren't you
Only on weekends