The Adventures of Turkey Woman, Part I: Assisted Suicide

Author: codehappykid

Date: June 4, 2003

by codehappykid
6-04-03
You mean I can change my life with only 3 easy payments?
3 months later...
The television was right! My life has purpose! I must go out into the world and preach the Gospel of Jesus Christ!
Excuse me ma'am, but do you have a nail? I'd like to stick myself up on a tree.
ANTICHRIST!