The Adventures of Turkey Woman, Part V: Daryl

Author: codehappykid

Date: June 4, 2003

by codehappykid
6-04-03
Slow down, won't you! I don't know why I let you drag me along for this.
I must preach the Gospel of Jesus Christ to all the nations of the Earth! You are fated to travel with me.
Sod off, American cheese! Can't you see I'm stuck by my bottom to this stool?
What? How on Jesus' green Earth could something like that happen?
Well... *sniff* I'll tell you the whole...sad...story...