Bachelor's Degree: Clippy's Personal Ad

Author: codehappykid

Date: October 29, 2002

by codehappykid
10-29-02
Hello to all the female paper clips out there! I'm a famous Office Assistant searching for a mate.
I have a fantasy in which a sexy pink paper clip and I are wrapped together, hopeless and irrevocably entangled in the ecstasy of mutual attraction.
...I have loads of money, did you know that?