Bachelor's Degree: Sue Me, Part I

Author: codehappykid

Date: October 29, 2002

by codehappykid
10-29-02
...no, see, the problem is, we might be sued by the authors of South Park if we keep killing the squirrel and bringing it back to life.
What do you mean? We didn't name the little bastard "Kenny."
Well, yeah, but it's the idea of the thing. You know how people are these days.
I'll tell you what. If they subpeona me, I'll incinerate them all, including Terence and Phillip.
Be careful about that one. You know Terence and Phillip. There could be an explosion.
I like explosions. They go good with lava and toasted bread.