Bachelor's Degree: Killing Things For Fun And Profit

Author: codehappykid

Date: October 29, 2002

by codehappykid
10-29-02
Ah, Satan! How goes the business?
As well as can be expected, Diablo. Have you killed anything recently?
Yeah, I've killed a squirrel.
A squirrel?
I ground its minute bones into the dirt and sucked a cup of blood from its meager corpse...wait, I see your beef.
Trade up, big D! Here's a copy of my favorite manual, Killing Things For Fun And Profit! Go forth and pillage.