Excelsior!

Author: coffman14

Date: June 16, 2001

by coffman14
6-16-01
I am a chicken hobo. You can clearly see this is true, for all of my possessions are in this little makeshift bag. When I was a boy, I wanted to be a firefighter.
But the ways of this world are cruel. You see, firefighting school would not have me. I later learned that their curriculum was seriously lacking.
So perhaps it is better for me that I did not become a firefighter.
When did you realize this strip was going nowhere? Correct answers get a No-Prize.