Someone Needs To Ressurect This Gag...

Author: coinilius

Date: January 28, 2003

by coinilius
1-28-03
JC, I need your help... the Grim Reaper just killed my brother, and I need you to bring him back from the dead!
I'm sorry, but I'll only ressurect the worthy dead at the time of my Second Coming, when I shall walk the world once more.
But... you're already here?
...
Don't make me have to come down there and smite you...