Superficial Intelligence

Author: coinilius

Date: January 28, 2003

by coinilius
1-28-03
Mommy, mommy! I just made a sentient robot out of spare parts I found at the dump!
What? Don't be so stupid, honey... everyone knows Artificial Intelligence is practically, if not completely, impossible! Now get rid of that junk!
Aww, mommy...
Sorry, but mommy says you don't exist, so it's back in the trash...
But Roboto just wants to live!