Reservations

Author: coinilius

Date: August 28, 2003

by coinilius
8-28-03
Yes? Can I help you?
Er, yeah... I don't have a reservation, but I was hoping you could still find me something.
Ahh yes, that should be no problem. Follow me please and I'll get you seated right away...
Wow, thanks! And everyone said this place had a reputation for being mean to people who didn't call ahead...
A waiter will be along momentarily to PECK YOUR FACE OF YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SCUM!
I still get a customary after-diner mint though, right?