Zero Hour

Author: coldpizza

Date: February 16, 2004

by coldpizza
2-16-04
As soon as the lyrics begin, Tiki realizes the gravity of the situation.
"A place ... where nobody dared to go ... the love that we came to know ..."
OMFG, XANADU'S COMING ON! SOMEBODY GET ME A TAPE FOR THE VCR!
Using an ancient Jedi mind trick, he buys himself as much time as possible before help can arrive.
"The dream ... that came through a million years ..."
This isn't happening this isn't happening this isn't happening ... THIS IS NOT FUCKING HAPPENING!
Soon realizing the need for drastic measures, our hero boldly advances his verbal assault to the frontline.
"Now that I'm here ... now that you're near ..."
IF I DON'T HAVE A BLANK VHS TAPE IN MY HAND BY THE COUNT OF ONE, HEADS ARE GONNA ROLL!