Beloved Heroes with Short Attention Spans

Author: coldpizza

Date: February 18, 2004

by coldpizza
2-18-04
Dumbo realizes that in order to save his Disney friends from Satan, he must first cross the fiery river Styx!
Oh piss, oh fuck, that river's on fire!
Maybe if I get a running start and just leap through, it won't be so bad!
Moments later, Dumbo hears a gentle rustling noise behind him.
Whoa! A giant piece of cauliflower!