Kroc o' Shit

Author: coldpizza

Date: February 18, 2004

by coldpizza
2-18-04
Hi, welcome to McFuckU! Would you like to try our new boneless rib patty sandwich?
I'm sorry, did you say "boneless rib patty"?
Among twelve other words in my mindlessly automated customer greeting. Yes, I did.
Doesn't the word "rib" itself imply that some type of bone is present? And if not, what exactly is the difference between a "boneless rib patty" sandwich and your regular hamburger, the Big Yummy?
Ha, I know this one! The Big Yummy is the dark blue key.
I'm lovin' it!