Toilet Talk

Author: coldpizza

Date: February 19, 2004

by coldpizza
2-19-04
Ay bloke, ya remember that scene in "Trainspotting" when Ewan McGregor goes deep sea diving in the cruddy hopper, do ya?
I sure do, mate! It's one of me favorites!
Well, I was just thinking to meself how bloody cool it would be if that was me VERY OWN hopper!
Uh, cool as in ... you want a cruddy hopper? Or cool as in ... you'd fancy the McGregor lad swimming around IN your hopper?
Well, just the cruddy hopper, of course! Haha, Ewan is definitely not me type!
Indeed! Nor mine. Now that Kino in John Steinbeck's "The Pearl"? I'd let him do the backstroke in me shitter any day!