The first rule of Wellness Center

Author: coldpizza

Date: May 22, 2007

by coldpizza
5-22-07
Mr. Durden, you've been admitted to this ER seven times in the last two weeks with multiple contusions and lacerations. Are you participating in some form of illegal activity?
Nurse, I've explained this several times already. I cut myself shaving.
Do you typically shred your clothing, blacken both eyes and rupture your spleen while shaving?
It's my disposable razors. I buy them at Dollar Tree.
Do you buy your little pink bar soap there, too?
For a bitch with no nose, you sure are nosey.