Eternal Regret

Author: coldpizza

Date: July 31, 2008

by coldpizza
7-31-08
Quick question, Mr. Reaper.
Sure, whatcha got?
Well, I'm new to the afterlife, see? And I was wondering ... how does one go about attaining a sickle?
After six months, you'll be given the option of upgrading your harp to any secular object of your choosing. Just tell them you want a sickle.
Whoa ... ANY secular object? So, I could become the Grim iPod Wearer, for example?
Ok, why the fuck didn't I think of that?!