Inconvenience Stores

Author: coldpizza

Date: August 5, 2008

by coldpizza
8-05-08
I'd like to buy an instant win lottery ticket, please.
Instant? Whoa, you must be feeling LUCKY!
Nah, just inexplicably compelled to get a bunch of silver crud under my thumbnail. You mind getting me that scratch off?
Nothing wrong with feeling lucky, my good man.
Wtf is this, a Dirty Harry audition? I don't have time for the small talk, Keanu. One lottery card. Today.
Isn't he luck-y ... this im-pa-tient guy? And they say ... He's so lucky. He's a star. But he cry-cry-cries in his lonely heart thinking ... ♫