Jebus by colinhayes10-13-02 KNOCK KNOCK yar! there's someone at my door!! repent I say, or you shall burn in hell!! go away you jevovah's witnesses! I don't want a bible mwahahaha, props to me for the mad pyro skills! oh damn.
Baaa by colinhayes10-14-02 What'd you need to talk about? Well you see, I just we think we should see other people... Oh god.... what did I do wrong? It's not you, it's me— Don't lie, I know it's me! Okay, you're right. I just can't deal with the fact that you're a freaking GOAT!
The Adventures of Super Jesus Food. by colinhayes10-14-02 I like chicken, I like liver... meow mix, meow mix, please deliver mmm fresh Jesus!! That's even better! my god, why have you forsaken me?