All comics by columbiangringo

 

by columbiangringo
6-15-02
Beaner converses with Tony
D000DD I'm fuGGUN STONNED MAN!!
remember, pot is a gateway drug..be careful, and stay away from LSD especially -- IT WILL CAUSE YOU TO GET FLASHBLACKS LATER IN LIFE AND CRAP YOUR PANTS OK!?
later that day in the city..
EH HOSER you want some............. LSD????
i dunno -- someone told me i'd get flashbacks and crap my pants doood, .. FUG IT, oh well, i wanna trip MUH BALLS OFF!!! gimme a sheet of that shiz.
After eating a sheet of acid
GOD DAYUMMM I'M TRIPPIN HARDDDD ITS LIKE IM IN A SPACESHIP OR SUMTHING ... its not that bad man, you gotta try this shi!!!
Hey fuckhead, you've been talking to a pink donkey and a prostituting drug-dealing canadian rabbit even before you took the acid.. what kind of chronic you been smokhun nigga!!?

 

by columbiangringo
6-15-02
Some place in upstate New York
Hey.. what the hell is wrong?
3 hours later
I.... I........ ...
yes? what is it !? speak up....
WANK WANK
I... I.... can't help but notice how... how close your hand is to that magnificent mound in your pants.....can you just give give your tubesteak, just... just a lil tug pls?
you can losen up a little, jesus, you aren't the first rabbit i've masturbated for in public.... NOW... down to business.

 

by columbiangringo
6-15-02
LOVE OF TV
HOT DANG! that thar texas ranger sho can kick some ass
LOVE OF FIRE
yup yup that tharz a nice hot fire.. HOT DANG
LOVE OF ANIMALS
yaarr goat you best wash yo ass .. cuz iz gonna be in it tonite, HOT DANG!!

 

by columbiangringo
6-15-02
The story of an intrnt'l rox sensation
HI! my name is modemchild..
come join me for the next hour and a half as i take you through my life and show you how i become superfamous and blingbling
He was a hard-working, caring boy
Well this is where i grew up, pretty cool huh?
And very true to his faith
i wasn't always a famous rox star, i was an altar boy at my church long before...here's father Panis now..long time father, how r u?
good to see you my son.. i'm afraid you're going to have to drop those asstight jeans for me immediately..

 

by columbiangringo
6-16-02
The encounter
hi my name is enajyram, i noticed you were black
dey call me motardo and i bez as black uz want babyy... yeah n you looking fine fo'shizznle
The offer
so what do you do for a living?
lil a this lil a that. say.. cum work for me gurrrll unnn, you dig that jahh? talk to one of me "employees" they tell youz all about this shiz
The confusion
HI
uhhhhhhh... fuck this

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