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Shafted, Inc. by conformist 7-27-02
Tom's Surprise ...turns out I have AIDS.	Tom's Surprise	Tom's Surprise That's even funnier than I hoped.

 

Shafted, Inc. by conformist 7-27-02
Sparky's Porksalad Adventure Shhhh! Listen...	by Erik Bosko What was that?!	© 2002 THE WIND!

 

Shafted, Inc. by conformist 7-27-02
Meal Time C'mon, just a short trip to my van in that dark, secluded alley... No!	by Erik Bosko Ple... NO!!	© 2002 I've got fortune cookies... Ooh, me rove you rong time! Sucky-sucky, ten dollah!

 

Shafted, Inc. by conformist 7-27-02
Day Job BUY OUR PRODUCTS!	by Erik Bosko WATCH OUR SHOWS!	© 2002 My existance serves no purpose. That's for sure.

 

Shafted, Inc. by conformist 7-27-02
DALnet TEH MANY PAKI WE BE AND CHAT OK I MAKE HAPPY TIME WITH US THIS	by Erik Bosko WHAT DOING SIDE ME ON THIS?! BIG LAUGH I SAY HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! HA!	© 2002 SEPPPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!! mommy make teh bad lar go many away!!

 

Shafted, Inc. by conformist 7-28-02
The Gift	by Erik Bosko	© 2002 Touch my banana.

 

Shafted, Inc. by conformist 7-28-02
Hungry? What would you do for a Klondike bar? Smash a Nun's face in with a 2x4.	by Erik Bosko	© 2002 Well, I certainly wasn't expecting that one.

 

Shafted, Inc. by conformist 7-28-02
This Isn't Halloween Hmm... Would you like a taste of my sweet candy?	by Erik Bosko It depends, Mister. Oh, on what?	© 2002 The size of your dick and the speed of my mouth. Wow.

 

Shafted, Inc. by conformist 7-28-02
Dietary Refinements Kill the Pope.	by Erik Bosko Kill the Pope.	© 2002 EAT MORE CHEESE! EAT MORE CHEESE!

 

Shafted, Inc. by conformist 7-29-02
Tom's Surprise II Now my doctor says I've got cancer.	by Erik Bosko	© 2002 This just keeps getting funnier every day.

 

Shafted, Inc. by conformist 7-29-02
LonelyMan Meals™ ...says here in Killer's Digest that children are a great source of nutrients and vitamins.	by Erik Bosko	© 2002 I wonder if he even realizes I'm a squirrel?

 

Shafted, Inc. by conformist 7-29-02
Cry Baby Hey, just what're you up to now? I better make up a good exuse.	by Erik Bosko Oh, uhm... I... uh... just killed your mom, I'm going to bury her after I nail her home-made coffin shut. Wait, wait! Shit! I meant to say that it's...	© 2002 Damn you. Sorry, man...

 

Shafted, Inc. by conformist 7-30-02
Welcome Home So, I hear your friend Brendan is back. Smash!	by Erik Bosko You must've missed him quite a lot. KILL!	© 2002 DESTROY! That was my line, bitch!

 

Shafted, Inc. by conformist 7-30-02
What Men Really Think Tie her down... Ooh, my gosh, he's such a cutie!	by Erik Bosko Crack her skull open with a lead pipe... I wonder if he'd go out with me?	© 2002 Live happily ever after, eating her corpse. Blah, he probably hasn't even noticed me!

 

Shafted, Inc. by conformist 7-30-02
Tom's Surprise III	by Erik Bosko	© 2002 Herpes, right? I hate you.

 

Shafted, Inc. by conformist 7-31-02
Home Sweet ÕÆ5Az½pÅ“E N%ª Â~Èm K °æ® s á 2 c ð 6 ÷ ê $ » Ëœ ¾ ¦ › 1 %- µ ³ o ö “ âò ¢ – × Ï O } v	by Erik Bosko ’Ññº ý  ]  ” \ ±  ë Õà ï n ŒÞ/ é r 0 _È ¨ ¯ J ý 5 Â¥ £ „ ` 8 ¦ Kky %Àm	© 2002 Dude, I know, I didn't believe it at first either!

 

Shafted, Inc. by conformist 7-31-02
Socio-political Commentary How much spunk would a termite spunk if a termite could spunk spunk?	by Erik Bosko	© 2002 Jerry Falwell!

 

Shafted, Inc. by conformist 7-31-02
Hempy I she be your girlfriend.	by Erik Bosko	© 2002 I she be your girlfriend.

 

Shafted, Inc. by conformist 8-01-02
Flash-Back So I says, YEAH BABY, GONNA BLOW UP CITY HALL!	by Erik Bosko I AM THE MIDNIGHT BOMBER WHAT BOMBS AT MIDNIGHT! I see...	© 2002 Something from the meat-case, Linda?

 

Shafted, Inc. by conformist 8-01-02
Broil, Then Serve Mama always said, "Life is like a flaming midget screaming in pain..." AAAHHHHHH!!	by Erik Bosko OH GOD! OH GOD, THE PAIN!!!	© 2002 "...You never know how much lighter fluid it'll take to shut them up." OH SWEET JESUS, GOD, WHY?!

 

Shafted, Inc. by conformist 8-01-02
Vely Funny Joke, Okay? How many plesidents do it take to sclew in a right-bulb? You suck!	by Erik Bosko I terr you, it take onry one!	© 2002 That are my joke, prease to be raughing now. You suck!

 

Shafted, Inc. by conformist 8-01-02
True Love I love you, sweetiepie! Awww, I love you too babydoll!	by Erik Bosko	© 2002 So... wanna fuck? I thought you'd never ask!

 

Shafted, Inc. by conformist 8-02-02
Snack Time I freeze bananas covered in chocolate.	by Erik Bosko That might not seem so crazy, but I don't freeze them to eat them...	© 2002 ...I do it to shut them up.

 

Shafted, Inc. by conformist 8-02-02
The Reason Mimes Suck	by Erik Bosko	© 2002

 

Shafted, Inc. by conformist 8-06-02
Hungry? - Part II What else would you do for a Klondike bar? Kill off the last of several endangered species.	by Erik Bosko	© 2002 Okay, seriously, you're starting to scare me.

 

Shafted, Inc. by conformist 8-08-02
Probed Wow, that was the BEST anal-probe of my life! That's what they all tell me, babe.	by Erik Bosko How can I repay you for this? Hmm... you could probe my ass with your tits.	© 2002 Awww, c'mon, come back baby!

 

Shafted, Inc. by conformist 8-09-02
Confusion For Two I ARE THE MASTER! You are the master!	by Erik Bosko I ARE THE MASTER! You are the master!	© 2002 Whatchu lookin' at, muthafucka?!

 

Shafted, Inc. by conformist 8-12-02
Astroglide, anyone? Sir, I assure you, that man was dead when I got here. Yeah, right. You're going away for a LONG time, pal.	by Erik Bosko Goddamnit, and I just got out! Well...	© 2002 *sigh* I hope you liked bein' ass-raped the last time. 'Cause you sure won't this time. Heh, heh.

 

A Mystery Solved by conformist 8-14-02
Shafted, Inc. Hey, why DO you chickens cross the road, anyhow? How the fuck should I know?	by Erik Bosko	© 2002 Well, okay then. Wanker.

 

The Hell Happened To The Comic? by conformist 8-14-02
Shafted, Inc. well ah jist got done slabberjawin' ol' bubbajoe. whatchu want me fo' now, pimpdaddy? yo, bitch, word. a'ight, dere's dis big fat fuckin' white dude, he wants you to dress up like a pink cow and sit on his face, screamin', "OH BABY JESUS, IMMA MAKE YOU CRY!"	by Erik Bosko is that all? hell ah reckon that ain't no truble, pimpdaddy. you ain't got a fuckin' choice anyhow, ho. ha, ha! peace, i'm out.	© 2002 I think you know what to do. you damn right ah do, you big ol' stud!

 

Aporogy! by conformist 8-14-02
Shafted, Inc. We would rike to aporogize for de rast comic. We would rike to aporogize for de rast comic.	by Erik Bosko We've no idea what happened to the strip... We've no idea what happened to the strip...	© 2002 Solly. Fuck off. I mean... Solly.

 

Prozac for $100, Alex. by conformist 8-15-02
Shafted, Inc.	by Erik Bosko	© 2002 I still can't remember eating that.

 

http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=Windowlicker by conformist 8-15-02
Shameful Plug You ever seen that Windowlicker's comics? Sepppppiiiiiiiiii?	by Erik Bosko Uhh... well, 'cause, he's pretty good. CHOW CHOW CHABING!	© 2002 Uhm... right, well, I'll be going now. DINGLEBOB SHRAMALAM!

 

Eptuda Nerthoxi Pivog by conformist 8-16-02
Shafted, Inc. Yo, what up, ho? Hmm, well, not much really.	by Erik Bosko Whoa, wait. How'd we get here? ...I don't know. Doesn't seem to make much sense.	© 2002 Ahhhha, ha, ha, ha! SPEEDO-MUFFINS!

 

Keep Fishin' by conformist 8-16-02
Shafted, Inc. ...so the doctor says, "Rectum? It nearly killed him!" Whoa! Seriously?!	August 16th ...Uhm, well, it was just a joke, man.	© 2002 Don't lie to me. I'll kick your ass!

 

Dropping The Soap by conformist 8-16-02
Shafted, Inc. Have I ever revealed my deep, unadultered sexual lust for your cock, Marcus? Err, well... No... no, you haven't.	August 17th Oh, okay, good! I'd be so embarassed if you ever found out!	© 2002 What the fuck...

 

Strertubol Elsurmos Azursylt by conformist 8-17-02
Shafted, Inc. Asian girl 1, dialog.	August 17th Asian girl 2, thought.	© 2002 Aww, c'mon, now that doesn't even REMOTELY make sense!

 

BU BU BU BA by conformist 8-19-02
Shafted, Inc. Sphefuy! ++?	  uhm.. well, yeah, so like.. i can't think of a good comic tonight --!	© 2002 how many beans does it take to screw in a diesel engine? :-( I ARE FROWNED

 

Death After Life by conformist 8-19-02
		...and this was when I realized I'd been shot in the head, passed out, and moments later had died.

 

2 out of 3 by conformist 8-21-02
Shafted, Inc. 2 out of 3 creepy asian girls agree...	  MANY TIME, THE MONKEY SEX... ...IT BEING HAPPY JOY FEELING BRINGER!	© 2002 *giggle* *giggle*

 

http://24.208.168.226 by conformist 8-21-02
Shafted, Inc. This is blatant advertising! What kind of sad, pathetic person would use this for advertising?!	  It just goes to show you, some people have no lives! I really do wonder what kind of lazy, fat, retarded chimp of a man it takes to do this...	© 2002 Me! and if that bothers you, I'll cut you up real good!

 

OverMindX by conformist 8-21-02
ALL YOUR LAME COMIC IDEAS	ARE BELONG	TO OverMindX

 

One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Wiggerfish by conformist 8-21-02
Shafted, Inc. Yo, G! What up?	  God, not him again. Just keep swimming, you didn't hear him...	© 2002 Tha's whack, yo. Word. I'm out.

 

Word UP, Kids! by conformist 8-21-02
Shafted, Inc. Oh, hey pimpdaddy. 'Sup? Foo', don't try talkin' like me. Das whack, yo.	  Word. So whatcha want, G? Stop dat shit, whitey. And I'm here cuz yo mama owe me some fuckin' money.	© 2002 Whaaaat? tha's some crazy shit, yo. Mah mama dead, foo'. Yea, no shit cracka. Who da fuck you think killed her? Now gimme mah money, whiteboy.

 

Random Poo: Episode I by conformist 8-21-02
Shafted, Inc. and the doctor was all like, "yo babycakes, how many scoops?!" HA HA! i can make a bomb out of nothing but toilet paper and a stick of dynamite.	  I AM SCREAM. THIS ARE LOUD. YOU HEARING OF IT???. squeak.	© 2002 NOW FOR DANCING! HAPPY TIME WE BE!

 

The Key is Subtlety by conformist 8-22-02
Shafted, Inc. YOU LIKING US MANY TIME, AMERICAN JOE?? COME SEE SITE FOR JOYFUL FEELINGS!	http://conformity.ontheweb.com We make you many the bright light while voice is hearing! ...What?	© 2002 VISIT SITE OK! *giggle*

 

Tom's Surprise IV by conformist 8-22-02
Shafted, Inc. What is it? What's wrong with you now, Mister?	http://conformity.ontheweb.com Hmm, well... Yeah? C'mon, tell me! I bet it's something horrid!	© 2002 *shrug* Nothing, I guess my armpits just stink real bad. Shit. I was hoping for leprosy.

 

To Trap or Not To Trap - That is The Question by conformist 8-22-02
Shafted, Inc. Oh no... God, no!	http://conformity.ontheweb.com Please... It can't be, it just can't be... IT'S A TRAP!!!	© 2002

 

Dare To Be Stupid by conformist 8-22-02
Shafted, Inc. Sepiiiiiii, sepi sepi? SEPI!!! Sepii, sepi sepi sepi. Sepi!	http://conformity.ontheweb.com sepi sepi sepi sepi sepi, sepi sepi! sepi, sepi, sepi, sepi... Sepi?! SEPI! SEPIIPIPIPIPIPIIII!	© 2002 This all seems so very disturbingly familiar to me... Sepi?

 

#50 by conformist 8-22-02
Shafted, Inc.	http://conformity.ontheweb.com	© 2002 That's it? What a lame excuse to make a 50th comic!

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