All comics by coreyhart0

 

by coreyhart0
6-28-04
Titty-pinchin bot on a mission.
Boy do i love pinchin titties. Look at that fine bitch. Just beggin fo it.
Where is my right eye? Must be around here somewhere.
Mission accomplished!
Heh. heh. This unsuspecting ho is has no idea that i am going to lay a furious pinching on her tits.
Ooh, look at this cool robot. Maybe he'll help me find my eye.
Or was it?
DAMMIT BITCH, I MISSED! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO MOVE!!
Arrg!!!! My eyes! You've pinched out and crushed my working eyeball! Asshole! I would have let you pinch my titties for free because i am a slut!

 

by coreyhart0
6-28-04
Titty-pinchin bot on a mission.
Boy do i love pinchin titties. Look at that fine bitch. Just beggin fo it.
Where is my right eye? Must be around here somewhere.
Mission accomplished!
Heh. heh. This unsuspecting ho has no idea that i am going to lay a furious pinching on her tits.
Ooh, look at this cool robot. Maybe he'll help me find my eye.
Or was it?
DAMMIT BITCH, I MISSED! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO MOVE!!
Arrg!!!! My eyes! You've pinched out and crushed my working eyeball! Asshole! I would have let you pinch my titties for free because i am a slut!

 

by coreyhart0
6-29-04
Hello, Mrs. Prostitue. I have a nice gift that i'd like to exchange for a blowjob.
Errrr... Uhhh.. I dunno if my pimp is cool with that. Just the other day he blackened my eye and then drew a red X on my arm for not giving him enough money.
Big Daddy Orenthol James! I was just gonna give this elf a BJ.... I'll have your money by tonight.
Just go out there and do your best, Honey.
Yessir!
That's okay, Sweet Thang. I will just let you know that when I don't have my money, I am full of rage and my Bronco is full of gas.

 

by coreyhart0
6-29-04
Hello, Mrs. Prostitue. I have a nice gift that i'd like to exchange for a blowjob.
Errrr... Uhhh.. I dunno if my pimp is cool with that. Just the other day he blackened my eye and then drew a red X on my arm for not giving him enough money.
Big Daddy Orenthol James! I was just gonna give this elf a BJ.... I'll have your money by tonight.
Just go out there and do your best, Honey.
Yessir!
That's okay, Sweet Thang. I will just let you know that when I don't have my money, I am full of rage and my Bronco is full of gas.

 

by coreyhart0
6-29-04
LOOKEY AT THAT HAND!
If only I could get that arm. Alas, my pinching arm is too short to properly attach it.
WHAT WILL BECOME OF THE HAND?!
Oh please sir, get that hand for me and attach it! I will be ever so grateful!
Oooh!! Lookey there at that there hand!
Revelations
Sorry, Mr. Robot. My mouth just waters at the thought of the physical pleasures i will experience with this hand. From now on, it'll feel like a beautiful mechanical woman is jacking me off!

 

by coreyhart0
6-29-04
Zombie spittin' some game.
Hey foxy lady. Have you ever felt the delights that only the severed arm of a zombie can produce?
Why no, I don't believe i have. I can't imagine it being all that great.
Bitch couldn't resist.
Uhhh oh yes! Uhhh oooooh....
UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M GONNA CUM!!!!!!!
His jimmy was deep.
I killed the poohnany.
YOU ARE THE TOP GUN!!! You have RUINED me for all other men!

 

by coreyhart0
6-29-04
I feel so unattractive.
I know how you feel. Until I had lipo, I felt like such a yucky ducky.
But I don't have much money! And I need facial reconstructive surgery so badly!
Don't worry, boo. I know just the man for you. Dr. Stickman is a legend around these parts.
ARRGGGGGGGGGH!!!!! My vagina has NAILS in it!! I wanted a BOOB JOB!
Come on lady. I am one of the finest plastic surgeons in the country. You now have the vagina of a young hot momma. And for only 2 bucks.

 

by coreyhart0
6-29-04
Tighten up that game
You mind if i spit game at yo' ass fo' a sec, ho? I been checkin' yo fine ass out and i want to go a few inches below pac man, ya dig?
Get the fuck away from me you pervert.
Don't hate the player, hate the game.
Don't hate, congratulate. What a fuckin' square. There's more fly honies up in this bitch.
Keepin the pimp hand strong
Yo yo yo sweet thang. See this bling bling around my neck? I can give you twice the amount of bling blind- all over your neck and chest.
Fo shizzle.

 

by coreyhart0
6-29-04
A complaint!
I'm here to investigate a complaint about an assault.
Officer, I sometimes help coach a wrestling league at an all-boy school. No matter what you were told, I was just coaching. Someone might have seen a "love suplex" and misunderstood.
To the station with ye!
This wasn't about a wrestling league, though I'll be sure to investigate that next. Come on down to the station, Father Feely.
Oh, i'm sure there must be some mistake!
Don't touch bot-weenies.
GODDAMMIT!!! I didn't know you could talk!
HE TOUCHED MY PENIS!!!!

 

by coreyhart0
6-29-04
a Heart to Heart
We have to talk. You know, you've just been so distant lately.
Awww, shucks. What's goin' on baby?
The special love between a husband and wife
The other night when we were making love, it felt like you were thinking of someone else. Is there someone else? Do you still find me attractive?
Dang. T'weren't nothin. You know I loves you, Sweet Pea. How could any man look at those horns and not pitch a "trouser tent"??
nothin wrong with a little fantasy
Well, maybe it is all just in my head. Sometimes a wife just needs to know that she is still sexy to her man.
Yee Haw baby! Maybe tonight we can spice things up with some Armor All and WD-40 for smooth humpins'!

 

by coreyhart0
6-29-04
a sick hypnotist
Now, when I snap my fingers, you will have the burning desire to chop off men's wieners. *SNAP*
MUST CHOP OFF DORKS! MUST CHOP OFF DORKS!
Gotsta chop off those penii.
MUST RUN TO FIND WEENS TO DISMEMBER!!! MUST ZOOMY ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM!
CHOP CHOP DICK DICK!!!
2 days later.
If it makes you feel any better, we caught the bitch and she'll go away for a long time. Thank gosh my penis fell off after screwing a transsexual hooker years ago.
Don't worry,officer. After I remove this kitty's penis and take it as my own, my magnificent penis will again be shoved through mail slots and holes in bathroom stalls. Look out world,I am CATCOCKMAN!

 

by coreyhart0
6-29-04
hook hiney?
Arrr matey. This mornin' I found me hook and it were smellin' like the anus of Davey Jones.
Oh my! I wonder what might've happened.
a possible reconciliation
Don't play dumb, matey! I know it were ye! I notice the way ye look at me hook with that lusty look in yer eyes. I ought to make you walk to plank!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!!! Maybe we could work something out?
lets get it on
Arr.... Yar, maybe we can work somethin out. Can a scallywag like you give a decent skullfucking?
Oh honey, just let me show you what this landlubber can do!

 

by coreyhart0
6-29-04
may december romance?
Oh baby. Just looking at you with that cane in your hand makes me want to put MY CANE in YOUR HAND.
I appreciate you helping me cross the street, but... Umm, I don't know about that sonny. Maybe that is just the beer talking.
pee pee and mouth romance?
Beer? What beer? I'm drinking urine. Now, lets do it in front of the bed on the floor like animals.
OHH GRANNY! OOOH SONNY! OOOH GRANNY! SUCK MY TITS! GRAB MY NUTSACK! OH, MY HEART! OHHHHH!!!!!! GRANNY, YOU OK? I'LL CALL 911 AFTER I FINISH!
not even death can keep them apart.
Damn, Granny. That pussy was so good I think I'm gonna dig you up and have at it again.
Dig up my bones and then jump em', Sonny!

 

by coreyhart0
6-30-04
Forever love
Baby, will you love me forever and ever?
Baby, I would love you even if the apocalypse was upon us.
Rescue situation!
HELP! I'm DOWN HERE BURIED UNDER THIS BUILDING! Save me!
Oh, okay.
Foxy Bitch situation.
Don't you hear those screams? Should you go help?
The only screams I want to hear are YOURS, sweet baby. Let me help you into bed. Say, you've never done it on a stop sign before, eh?

 

by coreyhart0
7-01-04
Love is in the air.
ME LOVE YOU FOREVER. PLEASE BE WOMAN MINE.
Umm... I dunno. I don't think you are my type.
Fight for love Club.
Baby, I want to take you to my mansion and give you everything you've ever dreamt of. Please, be mine.
Ummmm.... Really, you aren't my type, sorry.
High on you.
I've got the heroin if you've got the syringe.
OH MY GOD, I THINK I'M IN LOVE!

 

by coreyhart0
7-01-04
Just have a sip of the Blood of Christ and your sins will be forgiven.
Yes father. But why did you demand that I took off my pants beforehand? And why am I drinking the Blood of Christ out of this bottle?
Just have faith, my son.
This wine tastes funny. I'm getting sleepy.
You know, in that light, you look like an older Haley Joel Osmet.
Where am i? Why is my bottom so sore?

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