here comes the po pos

Author: coreyhart0

Date: June 29, 2004

by coreyhart0
6-29-04
A complaint!
I'm here to investigate a complaint about an assault.
Officer, I sometimes help coach a wrestling league at an all-boy school. No matter what you were told, I was just coaching. Someone might have seen a "love suplex" and misunderstood.
To the station with ye!
This wasn't about a wrestling league, though I'll be sure to investigate that next. Come on down to the station, Father Feely.
Oh, i'm sure there must be some mistake!
Don't touch bot-weenies.
GODDAMMIT!!! I didn't know you could talk!
HE TOUCHED MY PENIS!!!!