FTC 92: Sally's Amazing Butt-Farts

Author: cory_feldman

Date: September 5, 2006

by cory_feldman
9-05-06
You see, children, there are people who are jealous of our wealth--
My butt has super butt-farts blasting out of it! FLAMING, SUPER-BLASTY BUTT-FARTS!
You shouldn't say "butt" or "farts", little girl. Those are bad words.
Ha ha, I'll blast your fucking ass right out of existence with one of my blazing butt-farts.
Now listen, I--YAAAAAA!!!
My super butt-fart incinerated the President! I'll be famouser than Clay Aiken!