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by coty_morlan
3-19-12
Somewhere in a made up town called "Faggington." This is Barry, he's a racist ghost. He was a nazi during some made up war. He was killed by a tooth pick wielding phycho.
He was hit in his left testicle. He's like, "Oh hell no!" So he shot himself in the other one...he was later killed by a bucked-toothed retard named Fredrick....

 

by coty_morlan
3-19-12
This is where his adventure begins....
Hey boy!! Come here, I need something!!
What you just say!? What's this boy shit I'm hearing!!
I'm looking for a booked called "N****** in the Field" by Orlando Dougie, you got it??
You better fucking leave while you got the chance cracker and I'm not the fucking book bitch either...get the fuck out of here before me and my boys mess you up!!
Oh whatever! Why don't you and yo "boys" go and pick some tabacco or something, do something with your lives, n*****.
That's right, walk away...you haven't seen the last of me yo fucking cracker ass bitch fuck!!!

 

by coty_morlan
4-22-12
At the Faggington Chinese Shelter...
Eek!! A ghost!!
Hey hey Chinka, Wanna drive my new car?? Fuck no you aint bitch!!!
That was mean mister ghosty!
Pardon me Squinters, I didn't just get killed by a retard to be called Ghosty!!
Sorry, but you're still mean mister!
How many Chinese people does it take to wreck a car...all of them 'cause ya all can't drive!! Haha!! I'm crying myself asleep tonite ole Squinters!!!

 

by coty_morlan
4-22-12
At Faggington Golf Course...
Squeak
Oooo!!! A cute fuzzy ole squirrel!!! I'll name you Clark!!
What the fuck is that shit!! How 'bout I name you Willard!!! Not funny now is it!!!!
Holy Shit!!! Clark can talk!!!!
Yes I can talk cracker'meh'gee...I mean, Squeak.
Strange. I should lay off the acid that my black friend Larry gave me.

 

by coty_morlan
4-22-12
It's time for everybody's favorite Black Guy (Woman's Voice In Musical Tone) Black Larry!!!
What brings you here Officer?
We had a noise complaint at this residence house
Uhh really, I'm like 55 miles out of town, and I live in a fucking cave. What the hell can I be disturbing??
Well, for one keep your stereo down and two, the sex noises have got to stop.
While 2 deer are fucking in the background...
Wait what, my stereo?? I don't have electricity let alone a gosh dang stereo. And two, what sex noises, the damn deer get it on like twice a day, go give them a ticket.
I think we're done here, have a good day...sir.

 

by coty_morlan
4-22-12
ehh, what's up doc??
So do you ever get freaky with that carrot there??
What?? I'm still getting use to hearing animals talking.

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