Kirk goes dating

Author: count_libido

Date: November 16, 2005

by count_libido
11-16-05
Captain Kirk goes to a dating agency
So Mr. Kirk, give me some details.
Uh, let's see... big chest, wig, corset...
That's what you're looking for?
No, that's me!
Uh...I don't think we can help you at this time...
Green women. Do you have any green women?