Going Boldly

Author: count_libido

Date: November 23, 2005

by count_libido
11-23-05
Auditions for Starship Captain
Okay, you're on a mission to an alien world...what do you do?
If it's a weird alien guy...two foot flying drop kick!
Okay, say it's a woman...
Then I put the moves on her!
Do I get a shirt that's easy to tear?