Going Boldly

Author: count_libido

Date: November 29, 2005

by count_libido
11-29-05
Crew auditions...
So Mr. Skirt, it says here you left your last ship because of it's engine performance?
No sir! It was the toilets!
The ship didn't have a toilet?
Aye sir! I couldnae take no moor! She didnae have the poo-er!