Cap'n Santa is stuck in an old joke.

Author: count_libido

Date: November 17, 2006

by count_libido
11-17-06
Yaarr! Who be ye?
I'm one of Santa's leprechauns!
Shiver me timbers! I thought Santa employed elves not leprechauns!
Aah, us leprechauns are cheaper to hire. He gets us over from Ireland, t'be sure!
Oh really?
No, O'Reilly!