BEANPOLE 1-1

Author: crabby

Date: January 16, 2003

by crabby
1-16-03
Van Hammer Von Winkleman. My alias. One among many, for in my head........I AM A SUPERSTAR!
In reality I am just a humble picture framer. I hang picture frames.
I have an ordinary family. Average looking wife, a son I think might be gay and a daughter I'm almost sure is a whore. But in my head.......