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| Van Hammer Von Winkleman. My alias. One among many, for in my head........I AM A SUPERSTAR! | |
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| In reality I am just a humble picture framer. I hang picture frames. | |
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| I have an ordinary family. Average looking wife, a son I think might be gay and a daughter I'm almost sure is a whore. But in my head....... | |
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