BEANPOLE 3-2

Author: crabby

Date: January 30, 2003

by crabby
1-30-03
Honey, I need to talk to you. Your father is on the run from the law. He raped and killed a gay man. The body is still in the bathroom.
Mom maybe you should go look at that body.
Holy fuck that's a JACK-O-LANTERN! That means Van Hammer is innocent. I need to get ahold of him in Mexico!
Meanwhile in Mexico.......
So I raped and killed a gay man I met at a gay bar while spying on my son who I think might be gay so now I'm on the run from the cops!
QUE?