15 Short strips Near or Far from Nowhere

Author: crabby

Date: April 3, 2003

by crabby
4-03-03
My wife would kill me if she knew I was with analien.
Little does she know I don't live underwater!
I should just call for help. NO! That's what those elves want me to do.
If you're not embarassed of being gay why can't I meet your mother?
We're in jail.