The Confederacy of Thieves

Author: crabby

Date: June 12, 2003

by crabby
6-12-03
Ok look! I'm the new age Robin Hood. I've got the bow. I steal from the rich and give to the poor.
I'm the new age Robin Hood I've got the beer and a green cap. I eat the rich and spit on the poor.
WHAT THE FUCK! That's not even Robin Hood related.
That's because I'm new age. The old idea of Robin Hood is old. The newer Robin Hood is drunker and more in your face. You need to get newer.
I'm on that like Friar Tuck on a buffet!