Worst things to say in the boss's office

Author: crabby

Date: January 21, 2004

by crabby
1-21-04
Do you know why I asked you into my office today Sven?
Yes, yes I do. I just want you to know sir, I love you too.
Actually, I called you into here today to tell you to stop bringing your sword to the factory.
oh. I'm not gay you know.
Ok. Please leave my office now.
I'm really not gay.