The Cureeeeeeeeee

Author: crabby

Date: May 13, 2004

by crabby
5-13-04
Robert, I don't understand. The video....
Did I mention Steve Perry was dead.
You did. How'd he die anyway?
I shoved his guitar up his ass and after tearing open his stomach I played a power ballad until all that was left of him was hair
Why'd you do that?
He just wasn't happy enough.