Charcoal

Author: crabby

Date: May 28, 2004

by crabby
5-28-04
Good day maddam, my name is Charles and I am here today to talk to you about the wonders of charcoal. Do you currently own any charcoal ma'am?
No, I can't say that I do.
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU EXPECT TO COOK! HOLY SHIT YOUR HUSBAND WILL DIVORCE YOU IF YOU CAN'T COOK!
People just don't appreciate charcoal as much as they should.