Charcoal!

Author: crabby

Date: May 28, 2004

by crabby
5-28-04
Honey, bad news. It was another tough day at work. Didn't sell a single bag of charcoal. How was your day?
I bought a great gas grill on Ebay for eleven dollars.
Why? Why do you insist on breaking my heart? The public is naive about the wonders of charcoal now, but I will enlighten them!
Charcoal is a dying industry. Theres not a person alive who wants to grill with a fossil fuel.
Charcoal is made from trees.
Now who's being naive?