The Hammer Lane #2

Author: crabby

Date: July 25, 2001

by crabby
7-25-01
Well baby the rest of the guys are here.
I feel like a pice of meat in your twisted game of love.
Well it couldn't be me I'm Captain Impotence.
It couldn't have been me everyone knows Wilfred Brimley hasn't been able to get it up in years.
I hope it's me I've been looking for a nice gal to settle down with and start a family.
Yeah thats the ticket, he's the father.