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| I'm so lonely I've been thinking about using one of these online dating services. | |
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| Oh my god! Don't do it! I told them I wanted a guy who was tall dark and handsome and they hooked me up with this guy Tobor who kept talking about cornholing me. | |
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| Cornholing eh? Do you ever get that not so fresh feeling afterwards. | |
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| My ass is still sore and then he never even called me. | |
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| Your right that was a terrible idea they hooked me up with this guy named Dr. Pedantic and he was just correcting my grammar all night. He was a devil in the sack though. | |
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| I boinked him, he's all wam bam thank you ma'am! I was like where's the beef? | |
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